Thursday, July 11, 2013

Dear Canada....

Please take Justin Beiber back, we don't want him anymore.  His continued presence here in the US has moved beyond "slightly irritating" to "enough already".  We've had enough of his boorish behavior, like this, or thisor this.  And all of this was just in the past 3 days!!  We've had enough of his juvenile friends who continue to exhibit life threatening behavior as well.  Take this for example, or this.

Don't get me wrong, for the most part American's love Canada and Canadians.  After all you gave us Celine Dion, Ryan Reynolds, James Doohan, Men Without Hats, and Lorne Greene.   And let's not forget some of my personal favorites...WWE Wrestlers, Chris JerichoRoddy Piper, Bret "The Hitman" Hart and the entire Hart wrestling family and trainees of Hart's Dungeon.  Last but certainly not least...The Great One Wayne Gretzky.

We love their ruggedness, their zest for life but most importantly, the fact that they are decent, respectful human beings.  Who wouldn't? I was born and raised in upstate NY, less than 30 miles from the Canadian border, within the Thousand Island Regions.  We took boat tours all the time and summer vacations were always spent somewhere in Canada, even if for only a day visit.  Hell...most of my family emigrated to the US through Canada.

But I can say that we are not grooving on your latest export, "The Beebs".  His unmitigated douchebaggery and appalling lack of manners does not do you proud.  Please take him back and teach him some solid Canadian manners.

And as a side note to Selena Gomez...honey, you can't fix him.  You can't "love" him out of his self destructive behavior.  Being with him will not make him a better "man" but will only make you a miserable young woman.

We are waiting Canada.....

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